Daily Collective - Day 11

First, from thedailywh.at, and the obvious sarcasm implied: "Looks Legit of the Day"

http://thedailywh.at/post/1660224547/looks-legit-of-the-day-i-have-nothing-but-good

Nothing would want me to be more prepared with a gun than this guy staring at me with a half-pedo smile look. Just for all you in Legion, I'd say post the number listed below the picture, but I'm sure the legitimacy of the number is also as legitimate as the program.

Next up, from funnyordie.com, an epic title for an epic article, and mildly nostalgic: "6 Things Clarissa Didn't Explain at All"

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/c6451e1cf5/6-things-clarissa-didn-t-explain-at-all

Each one of these are legitimate. I barely know any girls that play video games, so to know one that was programming for free is completely unlikely. Then the pot situation seems true too. Clarissa was always calm, the dad was always "Groovy", and no one ever seemed to fight except when Ferguson's coke and Clarissa's pot butted heads. And, I completely agree, what the H311 was up with the talking cat?

I apologize for all the reading this post, but the third piece is from cracked.com, and it's an amazing article: "5 Creepy Ways Humans Are Plunging Into the Uncanny Valley"

http://www.cracked.com/article_18867_5-creepy-ways-humans-are-plunging-into-uncanny-valley.html

The first three are only mildly disturbing, but the last two make me seriously paranoid about the future. I get that people have sexual needs and women aren't the most likely candidates to say yes, so that's fine, and the alterations and expenses of wanting to be an asian cartoon character are fine too. It's the odd "dead" covers on mags and the CGI humans tend to creep me out anyways.

Lastly, a cute little blop to end the post, from failbook.failblog.org: "I'm with Red"

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/23/funny-facebook-fails-im-with-red/

Understandably, this guy is probably 15/ 16 and curious about the habits of women (granted it goes on for another 50 years, but he's trying to get a head start). I think Red has a point, but yellow has an even greater point. I'd like someone to speak articulately enough so that I can understand what it is they are trying to say, but at the same time, getting out of the house is a positive too.