First up, from TheDailyWh.at: "Choose Your Own Adventure"
http://thedailywh.at/post/1592801767/choose-your-own-adventure-of-the-day-in-a-perfect
In all honesty, this is where the universe meets. On one side, happiness and joy, and on the other: Holiday On Ice. Seriously, what nimrod decided to host two events so dissimilar that this pic would even have a chance to be taken? I understand: Diversifying the venue gains more cash, but then pictures like this show up and make you look like a mentally disabled time-stamp.
Next up, from skreened.com: "The New Homeland Security Shirt"
http://skreened.com/oped/junk-search
This is why we have "Special Forces", right? I can see why so many people want to go into the Fed now, when you get to touch boobies and dongs and it's something you get paid to do, always a bright and smiling day in America...We, as a country, are soooooooooo F*^K'd
Third from the top, failbook.com shows us some insight: "Suspicious Bakery"
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/16/funny-facebook-fails-suspicious-bakery/
uhm...I'm pretty sure you can google it and find a porn site. If not, it's coming soon to an internet near you! Seriously though, it seems funny that this is becoming the norm, where what we hear is written out and taken as the real phrase or word. The only problem is, now, Teachers don't correct it cause they speak and read in text anyways.
Finally, from or friends at Engrish: "Standing is Acceptable"
http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2010/11/16/engrish-funny-standing-is-acceptable/
I don't think Snoop meant that it should be worn alive when he said "Slip on yo gators and swagger", right? Aside from the deceased Mr. Erwin, who is going to sit on a crocodile? Asians do the craziest stuff, so I guess someone at one time in China or wherever decided to take a seat on the moving snake-skin couch.
Another Day, Another Collective...It's almost Borg sounding, but I promise, I don't want to assimilate...I want nothing to do with you or your asses!
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