Daily Collective - Day 7

New to the Collective trappings, is Dustinland. I thought it was a cool little cartoon so I thought I'd share:

http://dustinland.com/archives/archives464.html

As you can see, the math is logical and therefore correct. It's a basic principle in the idea of douchebaggory too. Something only seems douchbaggish when seen and compared. If a guy who pisses in your coke sees another guy tripping an old lady, the man who pisses in your coke views the grandma tripper as a douchebag, even though, he himself is a douchebag. D = MC(bag) :: Hip = MC(ster). Thank You Einstein, your ability to simplify the quantum mechanics of the macroverse are now but a simple joke to those who don't even fully grasp whatever it is you said in your cute Austrian accent.

Next up, from the Dailywh.at: "Dystopian Future of the Day"

http://thedailywh.at/post/1601740610/behold-our-dystopian-future-of-the-day-this-is

Now, I'm not one to enjoy most of Shakespeare, nor am I a fan of cats, so combining the two, naturally, thrills me to death! Of course, this raises the question, "If they do 'Taming of the Shrew', would shrews be offended by cats using 'shrew-face' make-up?" (TAKE THAT NAACP!)((JK))

Second from the bottom, from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: "A Summer Letdown"

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2062#comic

uhm...I want to know the neighborhood this guy was selling ice-cream to get a boat. Seriously, I could panhandle and make a fortune! I do like, however, that he was willing to scoff the children, at least they'll have shattered dreams to hold themselves together as adults, cause it sure in the hell won't be ice-cream.

Finally, Failbook.com teaches us a powerful lesson in: "Wait. It Doesn't?!"

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/17/funny-facebook-fails-wait-it-doesnt/

Yeah douche, of course it doesn't if you're a chick, that's why I thank the big man up-stairs I wa born with a penis! In any case, Kelsey looks like she's going to have self-esteem issues in the future if she thinks getting it done fast is something to take pride in, you know, instead of doing it right. With her lack of a father figure and her constant use of a cellphone to update her status, we might have a pornstar in the making. So thank you Brett, for letting Kelsey know that sex should be done well instead of done fast, because those 40 minute porn videos don't make themselves!

Happy Week Anniversary everyone, hope you've enjoyed the work so far, and if not, please, keep it to yourself!