First, from the Left Handed Toons: "How Planes Fly"
http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/toons/justin_howplanesfly.gif
As you can see, my suspect on how this shit works really does have bearing. A giant metal box using some sort of invisible physics to go from one place to another ONLY works...with MAGIC!
Next up, from The Daily What: "Soccer Mom Batmobile"
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbybqzqPsG1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
If my mom was that cool, to not only drive me to practice, but then also fight crime...I'm pretty sure my dinner would get late to the table and I'd be one pissed off little Greek kid. Anyways, epic shit, right? Thank You Californian man who wasted your money to try to be awesome.
Next up, an new Cracked.com article: "7 Real Suits that Will Make the World a Cooler Place"
http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-real-suits-that-will-soon-make-world-cooler-place/
My personal choice is #3, but yours may differ from that...and you would be less of a man to be different! Anyways, pretty bitchin that there will soon be a real ironman suit! The more comic books become real life, the sooner I can read newspapers like graphic novels!
Last up, from Failbook: "Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines"
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/15/funny-facebook-fails-harry-potter-pickup-lines/
I'm not one to be all "I love HP Humor", but this shit was legit! Too Legit to Quit! I will use these whenever possible, and I challenge all of you to do the same! Also, if you get laid by using these, you must comment!
Also, before I go, Nintendo patented the phrase "On Like Donkey Kong" today....yay world...
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